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As I see it, enterprising scientists will have to resort to the tourist trade like everyone [in Britain]. Very soon, coachloads of lab-coated Americans will be shepherded round our benches, by a Thomas Cook's chemist. Troops of eager Japanese will file past the very site in Cambridge where Watson and Crick uncoiled the mystery of DNA, poised to photograph Grandma perched on the bench.

The ordinary working of the lab must remain undisturbed, of course, so the tourism as such will have to be kept to a minimum. The real advantage in terms of finance will be the spin-off trade in souvenirs. Happy holidaymakers, fuelled with a verve for science after a visit to the labs of Britain's best researchers, are sure to want to buy something to remind them of their visit. Haunting postcards of "Fume cupboards by Bunsen light" will wing their way homewards.... Genuine Petri-dish ashtrays ...

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